Deadline: June 30, 2022
About the competition
In keeping with the gravitas, high seriousness, and general magnitude of the contest, the grand prize winner will receive … a pittance (and bragging rights).
How to enter the contest
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Each entry must consist of a single sentence, but you may submit as many entries as you wish.
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Sentences may be of any length but we strongly recommend that entries not go beyond 50 or 60 words. Entries must be “original” (as it were) and previously unpublished.
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Due to the volume of submissions, if your entry is missing a name or location it won’t be considered.
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The contest accepts submissions every day of the livelong year, but the deadline for each year’s contest is June 30th.
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Winners are announced in late July or early August each year. The 2021 winners were announced on August 13th.
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In keeping with the gravitas, high seriousness, and general bignitude of the contest, the grand prize winner will receive … a pittance (and bragging rights).
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Please inflict your entries for the 2022 contest using the form here.
